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Dedicated to the dying art of the PUN

(And the little bit of craziness that resides within us all)

Quote of the day:

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

Groucho Marx

Daffy -nitions:

Bereft:

What happens when you miss your flight.

Headlines:

What you get from a Corduroy Pillow.

Disgruntled:

A pig with laryngitis.

Holy Water:

Water that has had the Hell boiled out of it.

Subordinate Clause:

Santa's Assistant.

Frostbite:

What you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire.

Laughing Stock:

Cattle with a sense of humor.

THE WISE MAN SAYS:

"HE WHO RIDES ON THE BACK OF A DOLPHIN, IS DOING IT ON PORPOSE."

DRACULA GAVE UP BEING A VAMPIRE, AND BEGAN WRITING POETRY.

(YES, IT'S ANOTHER CASE OF GOING FROM BAT TO VERSE)

TWO ESKIMOS SITTING IN A KAYAK WERE COLD, BUT WHEN THEY LIT A FIRE TO KEEP WARM, THE CRAFT SANK... PROVING ONCE AGAIN:
YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR KAYAK, AND HEAT IT TOO!

Seasonal Silliness
X-Mas Song Parodies

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