Sorry gentlemen! We women have to have our day after hearing blonde jokes!
1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
* Both of them.
2. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
* They won't stop to ask directions.
3. What do men and sperm have in common?
*They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
4. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
* He buys two cases of beer.
5. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
* The bonds mature.
6. Why are blonde jokes so short?
* So men can remember them.
7. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
* We don't know; it has never happened.
8. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
* They all already have boyfriends.
9. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
* A widow.
10.When do you care for a man's company?
* When he owns it.
11 Why are married women heavier than single women?
* Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
* Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
12 How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
* Put the remote control between his toes
13 What did God say after creating man?
* "I must be able to do better than that."
14 What did God say after creating Eve?
* "Practice makes perfect."
15 How are men and parking spots alike?
* Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or too far out.
16 What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
* They're married.
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